KLAINE shippers, PIPE THE FUCK DOWN. In any kind of a real world situation, they would not get back together. Sorry, it’s a reality, and you have to face the fact that the only reason they are going to be endgame is because of an obsessive fandom and because of how unrealistic Glee is. If it were the real world, they might still love each other for a period of time because that’s how it is when you try to get over someone, but then they both WOULD get over each other, and move on. Klaine is a fantasy of not only the fans, but RM, and a ship that maybe at a time made sense, but especially now with what has been established on the show, does not make sense at all. The only thing that would make sense right now is for both of them to learn to move on for good.
QUINNTANA shippers, PIPE THE FUCK DOWN. I ship Quinntana as much as the next person, but them sleeping together was no indication that Quinn was gay, and no indication that they are going to ship together. Quinn was angry at guys, AND she CLEARLY SAID that it was a one time thing, and that she was glad she tried it, but that it wasn’t gong to happen again. Quinn is still STRAIGHT on the show. This might seem like a delayed reaction, but I am getting really tired of seeing all of these Quinntana gifsets and posts about Quinn being gay, because SHE’S NOT. That, AGAIN, is another one of the fandoms delusions. Like I said, I love Quinntana and I actually would ship them together in another world or something. But on the show…. you all know that Quinn is straight and RM wouldn’t change that, she just wanted a little experimentation.
JARLEY shippers, PIPE THE FUCK DOWN. Have you never stopped to realize that all Jake wants out of Marley underneath it all is SEX? Sure he tries, he makes an effort to not be like that, but it’s like… in the end when he did all the romantic things that Ryder TOLD him to do, all he wanted to do was get her into a hotel room. Ryder was the one who told him that she wasn’t ready, and that she’s too young and still recovering from her eating disorder. Marley is so fragile, she needs to take it slow, and if she had an eating disorder, I can PROMISE all you crazy shippers, that she would need time before she really felt comfortable enough with her own body to just have sex like that. Jake hardly even cared about that. And the thing is…. I don’t mind Jake, there was an episode where I really liked him… him singing Let Me Love You to Marley was beautiful because of how much she needs it… but I just think he’s a better fit for someone else. He needs another girl who is going to satisfy him sexually and who is a little further along than Marley in being comfortable doing physical stuff. Cause their relationship is super one-sided. I tried to believe Jake was a good guy, but in the end he does want what all the other guys want and Marley just isn’t ready for that. Can you all just please calm down about Ryley for like five seconds? Because Ryder never wanted that with Marley. He wants to just love her and he’s a romantic. Maybe I’m a sap for that, but of the two, I would definitely say Ryder is the better choice for her right now, until she gets more comfortable in her own skin, which is something I as a human being very much relate to.
Okay, that’s my little Glee rant of the week, carry on.
Actually she is… so this is awkward.
The way they did it canon was insulting to both Santana and Quinn.
MEXICAN THIRD EYE
BEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE
I THOUGHT DIANNA LEFT GLEE
vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell